Whilst trying to cram three years worth of accumulated treasures into a few meager suitcases, you learn some things:
1.When you don't need them you will keep tripping over elastic bands (yes, that is physically possible...) When you do, they'll be nowhere in sight.
2.A suitcase isn't a tardis. Although it may first appear bigger on the inside, when the contents of your underwear drawer fails to fit into it you realise your eyes must have been deceiving you.
3.Those tweezers you've been looking for were under some essays-behind your bed-next to an old packet of gum the whole time.
4.Eighties tunes are perfect for packing. Sex and the City did suggest this and I've just proven it.
5.Your housemate didn't steal your favourite jumper. You just scrunched it up and discarded it at the back of your wardrobe.
6.Dust really does get everywhere.
7.You probably didn't need to keep that backlog of hair magazines.
8.Lemon pledge smells awesome and Family Guy's Conseula knows what she's talking about.
9.It is still possible to lose something after packing it away.
And finally, 10. You most definitely have hoarded more than you realised.
Oh. The. Joys.
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